Top fun letters to Den

You never know what to expect from life! Since I've put up my Home Page I started receiving different messages from different countries - some with requests or questions, some from people who just liked my site and wished to tell me about it. You get used to it quite soon, but one day or another some unusual E-mails arrive. They can be so strange that it is hard to believe when reading, but they all are real messages from real people. I have collected here examples of the most unexpected letters I have received. I hope you will enjoy reading them too!

tswei808@pixi.com (Tswei) sent the following:
Dear Denis,

Aloha!

I enjoyed your web site! It is very interesting!

My name is John. I live in Honolulu, Hawaii I would like to request a favor. I collect sand from beaches, rivers, and deserts from around the world. I collect about 10 fl oz (350ml) of dry sand and then I display it in a glass bottle. I sometimes display the sand in schools to show the children the differences in the world. Many families never leave the islands so it is nice to show them the differences.

If possible, could you help me by collecting a sample of sand from Russia? I will gladly pay for the shipping, I can send you a pre-labeled box and some plastic bags to make it easier for you. Or, is there something you might like from Hawaii, I can send to you for your help.

Please e-mail me at tswei808@pixi.com

Hope to hear from you soon!

Aloha! Take care,

John

m1.478.telia.com (Chino) sent the following:
Yo denis first I like your home page.Particular your test man you can tell the futher because I got 60 points of your test and yesterday I got hit whith a bottel in the head by a swedish skinhead he said I thook he's girl friend and I said well she thook me because your dick is to small then he puch me and I thold him just the same thing sanca (in cool running) told yol bearner. You my fried is a cind of brutal ra meat eating whit a big bald bubbel head who only can count to ten if you are baer foothed or freezin. and smack!!!!!! I was down bleading and thouse rasist cop aressted me and thold me what are you doing in sweden Then I ask him if he was working to morow he said yeas and if he was maried and he said yeas and he had two dotter good I said caus when he is working im going to fuck his wife and children then he got wild and beat me up and threw me out of the car in the speed of 30km per hour boy that heart and well hear i am nothing to do and my head hurts like hell. !

PS love peace and understanding

Liz sent the following:
Denis
   I would love to see you nude. Tell me what you look like
Liz
Liz: OK, now you can. Click here!
Silky1382@aol.com (Trajon Langdon) sent the following:
Why do you enjoy boy George he is a big winner that's all I know about that why is it possible or someone to like the culture club???

are you gay?

I wear purple shoes, do you wear a G string?? My mom does

My dad wears a big strap on dildo

happy day

someone@somewhere.net (who doesn't want to be named) sent the following:
Moscow, for Pete's sake!
How times have changed!!!!!!!

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