Are you sociable?
Try this test!
1. A girl comes over you at the street and asks you "What's your name?" Your
action:
a) you fall with the girl down on the ground and possess her;
b) honourably tell your name;
c) get affraid and runaway.
2. You like to spend your evenings:
a) in a company of 50-75 close friends;
b) two-three;
c) alone, in deep thoughts.
3. Your girlfriend left you. Your reaction:
a) never mind, gotta lotta like her;
b) drink 0.25l and go looking for another;
c) hang yourself.
4. You came across famous movie star on the street. You:
a) hug him, kiss him and pull him to the closest pub;
b) won't recognize him;
c) do your best for he wouldn't notice you.
5. You prefer to spend your free time:
a) in bad-known nightclub;
b) in the theater;
c) walking between graves.
6. How do you call a person you got just acquainted to?
a) like his mum used to call him in the childhood;
b) mister such-and-such;
c) sir.
7. When have you become a man?
a) on the first-year party at school;
b) during the first night upon the marriage;
c) still preparing for that.
Each "a" answer gives you 10 points, "b" - 5 points, "c" - 0 points.
Forecast
35 through 70 points (communicative type). You'll catch sifilis, get
into debts and will be cut in a restaurant while celebrating one of your
friend's jubilee.
1 through 35 points (neither nor). You'll live long dull life if won't
become more (or less) sociable.
0 points (intraverted type). You'll fall into depression, get drunk and
hang yourself without becoming a man.
Test by Denis Anurov (World of News Weekly newspaper). Translated by Denis
Denissenko (denis@hea.iki.rssi.ru).
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